Christmas Toasties

Christmas Toasties

We have spent the last two weeks testing Christmas toasties, attaching clips to the van and buying rope lights. When Christmas comes we intend to be ready for it. If there is any funny business I’ll be making a playlist as well, and it will have the Pogues. It...

Buying a Generator

It’s October the 31st, and I have had to spend an entire day being jolly about Halloween. I’m done now. Maybe it would have lasted a bit longer if there had been kids at the door dressed up demanding chocolate, but there weren’t. Possibly due to the...

Toastie Music

Last week, probably during a period where I should have had more sleep, I took to wondering what kind of music would make people want toasties. Narrative then very kindly obliged, in a manner that seems almost a little contrived, and provided me with an answer. We...

The Tropical Juice Theorem

Two weeks ago we were at the East Midlands Food Festival in Melton Mowbray. It was a crisp, chilly weekend with lots of azure sky and a higher density of conversations about the weather than I have ever previously experienced. We sold two boilers full of tea and...